The Lonely Island Featuring Adam Levine - I’m So Humble ( Lyrics )

[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Watch out, watch out
It's Conner!

[Chorus 1: Adam Levine & Andy Samberg]
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you know I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
I'm a superstar, I kick down the door
Got the money and the girls
And I'm also so humble
I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I poo-poo it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary

[Break: Adam Levine]
It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
You won’t hear me admit it
Because I'm so timid and submissive
I treat fat people like they were thin
Talk simple for the dumbos
I'm so humble

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg]
I'm not your normal definition of a rock star
I don't complain when my private jet is subpar
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

[Chorus 2: Adam Levine & Andy Samberg]
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you know I'm so humble
I say that with no ego
I'm so humble
It's just good manners
They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
"Plus two," says you
Not me, cause I'm so humble
Mama raised me right
I'm so humble, I'm so humble

[Outro]
Watch out, watch out

The Lonely Island Featuring Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar - YOLO ( Lyrics )

[Intro: Andy Samberg]
YOLO, you only live once
The battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don't get too crazy
It's not worth the risk

[Hook 1: Adam Levine]
You know that we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
Cause you only live once

Verse 1: Kiv, Jorm, & Andy
Ugh, you only live once
That's the motto
So take a chill pill,
Ease off the throttle

Never go to loud clubs
Cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry
When they can't hear

And stay the hell away from drugs
Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard
Like a beagle

Cause you should never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car, a bus
Boat or by rail

And don't travel by plane
And don't travel at all
Build a bomb shelter basement
With titanium walls

And wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on you
And never go to saunas
Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas

And never take the stairs
Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to waste

[Hook 2: Adam Levine]
You know that we are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat till it's done
Cause you only live once

[Verse 2: Jorm, Kiv, & Andy]
Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:
Stay away from kids
Cause their hair is filled with mad lice

There's no such thing
As too much Purell
This a cautionary tale
Word to George Orwell

So don't 1980 force
Any plugs into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt
And triple lock it

Then hire a taster
Make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy
Then destroy him

No blankets or pajamas
They can choke you in your sleep
Two words about furniture:
Killing machines

Board your windows up
The sun is bad for your health
And always wear a straight jacket
So you're safe from yourself

[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
Take no chances, stop freelancin'
Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances
401K, make sure it's low risk
Then get some real estate (how much?)
4.2%, Thirty year mortgage
That's important, that's a great deal
And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill
Renting is for suckers right now, a dependable savings
And you'll retire with money in your account
Beast

[Bridge: All]
YOLO, say no no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for YOLO
You know that we are still young
Burn the prints off your thumbs
Then pull out all your teeth
So you can't bite your tongue
Only on this earth for a short time, time
So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die
Just take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the sky
You oughta look out